Network Office
WebPass is a joke that grew a map: the old all-sites pass, cut down to one network of five moods. Service began in November 2026, and each woman along it is an AI character.
What runs here
Five lines, sixteen stations, 16 women, one at every stop. Each has a trade, a home city and a manner of speaking. Choose a colour for tonight, tap a station, climb aboard. A pass that opens one map is the reverse of a pass that opens a hundred, and the contrast is half the point.
About the name
The address hints at a network of films. There is none. A passenger holds a chat pass: each station shows a woman's portrait, the home page her banner, and the rest is typed. Any extension of that will be announced in the timetable notes on the day.
What the network will not do
- Introduce passengers to real people; no real person staffs a station.
- Pass off an AI character as a human, or the reverse.
- Resell journeys, or let advertisers read them.
- Put a person below 18 in any scene, whatever the dress-up.
Contacting the office
A living person empties the ticket office mailbox shown in the footer. Faults, corrections and feelings about the signage are all accepted.
